Sunday, March 18, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Awkward First Dates
First dates are so awkward.
Sitting there trying to figure out what to talk about. Trying to find a way out of the awkwardness.
My Worst First Dates:
1. Lady telling me how awesome it is she has a video on her thumbdrive of 3 kids getting decapitated (sp?)
2. Someone bringing their friend that they just bailed out of jail, I'm not talking about a DUI or anything. I did ditch this date out the side door of the bar.
3. Making me carry a flat of strawberries back to the car, a year supply of strawberries, a long ways I may add.
4. Having to carry the person to the car from a concert cause she couldn't handle 2 drinks.
5. Realizing they are only using me for a ride to see someone else. (Really!)
I've had others. I'll have to add to the list once I remember them.
What are your worst first dates??
Sitting there trying to figure out what to talk about. Trying to find a way out of the awkwardness.
My Worst First Dates:
1. Lady telling me how awesome it is she has a video on her thumbdrive of 3 kids getting decapitated (sp?)
2. Someone bringing their friend that they just bailed out of jail, I'm not talking about a DUI or anything. I did ditch this date out the side door of the bar.
3. Making me carry a flat of strawberries back to the car, a year supply of strawberries, a long ways I may add.
4. Having to carry the person to the car from a concert cause she couldn't handle 2 drinks.
5. Realizing they are only using me for a ride to see someone else. (Really!)
I've had others. I'll have to add to the list once I remember them.
What are your worst first dates??
Please Scream Some More!
Everytime I see something in caps I yell as I read it. THIS MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE IT IS ALL IN CAPS... Reminds me on a first date where we went to a concert and had to scream for the other person to hear us.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Thumb Drive Girl
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Crazy woman,
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