Saturday, March 17, 2012

Glad to find a car bomb lover.......


Stereotype Disclaimer..

Thanks for the disclaimer. My stereotype is busted...

Awkward First Dates

First dates are so awkward.

Sitting there trying to figure out what to talk about.  Trying to find a way out of the awkwardness.

My Worst First Dates:

1. Lady telling me how awesome it is she has a video on her thumbdrive of 3 kids getting decapitated (sp?)

2. Someone bringing their friend that they just bailed out of jail, I'm not talking about a DUI or anything. I did ditch this date out the side door of the bar.

3. Making me carry a flat of strawberries  back to the car, a year supply of strawberries,  a long ways I may add.

4. Having to carry the person to the car from a concert cause she couldn't  handle 2 drinks.

5. Realizing they are only using me for a ride to see someone else. (Really!)

I've had others. I'll have to add to the list once I remember them.


What are your worst first dates??

Please Scream Some More!


Everytime I see something in caps I yell as I read it.  THIS MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE IT IS ALL IN CAPS...   Reminds me on a first date where we went to a concert and had to scream for the other person to hear us.

Atleast She is Honest


A Zombie Stripper!