Saturday, March 17, 2012

Awkward First Dates

First dates are so awkward.

Sitting there trying to figure out what to talk about.  Trying to find a way out of the awkwardness.

My Worst First Dates:

1. Lady telling me how awesome it is she has a video on her thumbdrive of 3 kids getting decapitated (sp?)

2. Someone bringing their friend that they just bailed out of jail, I'm not talking about a DUI or anything. I did ditch this date out the side door of the bar.

3. Making me carry a flat of strawberries  back to the car, a year supply of strawberries,  a long ways I may add.

4. Having to carry the person to the car from a concert cause she couldn't  handle 2 drinks.

5. Realizing they are only using me for a ride to see someone else. (Really!)

I've had others. I'll have to add to the list once I remember them.


What are your worst first dates??

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